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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This gamer shouldn’t have left his cousin unattended: in just a few seconds, his cousin literally destroyed his older relative’s simulator. - Stewartville Star

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

What do you think of Andrew Tate's 'PhD' course?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

ChatGPT's AI coder Codex now lets you choose the best solution - BleepingComputer

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is Harry Sisson such a whiny hypocrite? He complained about President Trump going to the Super Bowl "costing millions of taxpayers' dollars," but not a word when Taylor Swift, another multimillionaire, did the same thing.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

What are the new technological advancements we should adopt?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

What’s on the Hamptons Status List? - The Cut

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Chase Field funding bill approved by Arizona House of Representatives, heads to Gov. Katie Hobbs - Arizona Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Then came..

America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

No way

J.M. Smucker Earnings: SJM Stock Slumps on Disappointing Fiscal 2026 Outlook - Barron's

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Utah woman loses 100 pounds in one year: Here's how - KSL News

Still no good

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