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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:34

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
No way
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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